- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white person at Harvard

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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