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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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