- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.