Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

why did the man die? he was shot

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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