- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

run farther?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Bumsniffer

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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