How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Sarah Palin

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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