- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Donald Trump

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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