- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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