- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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