children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

The NBA and womens sports

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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