A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

anti jokes are for fags

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Women's rights

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

The Christian Bible.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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