A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Justin Bieber.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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