Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

thumb_up thumb_down -45

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

thumb_up thumb_down +48

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

thumb_up thumb_down +40

kieran scott has a huge back

thumb_up thumb_down +38

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Get off my porch.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +36

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops