Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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hey justin

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Donald Trump

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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