- Anti Joke

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

The NBA and womens sports

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer