- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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