- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

hi bye

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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