Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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