- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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