How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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You see how lame this is?

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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