Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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this is not a joke. jks

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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