Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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The Detroit Lions

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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