why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Guess what? The Game.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Poop...

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Justin

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Women drivers...

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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