- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

The Detroit Lions

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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