Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

The Detroit Lions

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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