What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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penis

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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pudding

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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The jets are a good team..

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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