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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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black people

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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