What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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F? No k

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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raisin boogers

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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