Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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HURT

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Bumsniffer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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