Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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