A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Justin Bieber's mother.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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