- Anti Joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

HURT

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

VAGINA.

hey justin

Samraj.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.