- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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elen degeneres is straight....

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Justin Bieber.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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