Justin's hair

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Anti Joke

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