- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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