why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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TIMMAH!

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Hey Shea

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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