- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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