roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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