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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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