- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he was shot

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.