What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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