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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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