What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Xbox One

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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elen degeneres is straight....

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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