- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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