Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

cancer

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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