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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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