- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Santa isn't real

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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