- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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