- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A baby seal walks into a club.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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