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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

cancer

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.