- Anti Joke

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)