- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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