my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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