What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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U mad?

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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