What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

An irish man walks out of a bar

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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