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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man