What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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women rights

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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