Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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womens rights

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A Sloth runs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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