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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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guess what chicken butt

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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