knock knock come in!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

thumb_up thumb_down -25

boo

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

thumb_up thumb_down -27

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops