Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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women rights

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Hi

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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