What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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