- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

roses are red. violets are violet...

"33"

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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