- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Kefka > Sephiroth

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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