- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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