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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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