Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

A black person walks out of KFC

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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