- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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