- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

This sentence is false.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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