Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Gangnam style

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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