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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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