A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Women's rights

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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