- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

GADZOOKS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

the love boat

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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