Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Are you a tree

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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poopoo

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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