- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

potatoes

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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