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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

your no better than a cockroach

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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