Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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No.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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