*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Woman's rights

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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tee hee

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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