What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hello

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

G

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Sac

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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