What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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knock knock get lost!

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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bacon

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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