Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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