why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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