Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

... i forgot the joke :p

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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