- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Yo mama's fat.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

The chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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