- Anti Joke

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Breast cancer.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.