- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A child walks into a classroom.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A woman walks into a bar.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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