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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A man killed himself.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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