knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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jwe

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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run farther?

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