So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A women's opinion.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops