- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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