What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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A Sloth runs...

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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