What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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