There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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